Friday, August 06, 2010

Some Reasons Why I'll Probably Never Be a Spy...

Despite the fact that it's really all I've wanted to do since I was about 18.

1. I've never had any discernible upper-body strength, and probably never will.

2. It is literally impossible for me to learn a new language. Four semesters of French in college and... j'ne sais pas more than a few phrases.

3. Claustrophobia.  It's a bitch, but according to quite a few recurring stress-dreams, I definitely suffer from it.

That's really all I can think of, but probably enough to disqualify me from the most exciting life I can think of.

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